Duh!

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A day without sunshine is like, night.

 

A man who lives in a glass house should change in the basement.

 

A man who throws dirt loses ground.

 

All generalizations are bad. - R. H. Grenier

 

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry. - George Ade

 

Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.

 

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

 

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

 

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

 

If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within or without,

we must try to extinguish it. - Thomas Jefferson

 

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

- Doug Larson

 

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

 

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going. - Irwin Corey

 

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. - Dan Quayle

 

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein

 

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

 

If you work on your mind with your mind, how can you avoid immense confusion? - Seng-Ts'an

 

It is a good thing to follow the First Law of Holes: if you are in one stop digging. - Denis Healey

 

Never argue with a fool. People might not be able to tell you apart.

 

Nonconformists are all alike.

 

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. - A. H. Weiler

 

Of course the meek will inherit the earth ...

what, did you think they'd take it by force?

 

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

 

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

 

People in glass houses should always wear clothes.

 

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Neither should they nail up pictures.

 

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. - Niels Bohr

 

Progress isn't made by early risers.

It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. - Robert Heinlein

 

Rule of Accuracy: When working towards the solution of a problem,

it always helps if you know the answer.

 

Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

 

Shouldn't it be some things in moderation?

 

So where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Aguilera

 

The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

 

The future will be better tomorrow. - Dan Quayle

 

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence but it is just as hard to mow.

 

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

 

The worst part of winning a rat race is not that you win, but the fact that you're still a rat.

 

This is like déjà vu all over again. - Yogi Berra

 

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students.

 

Unnamed Law: If it happens, it must be possible.

 

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight,

with widely scattered light by morning. - George Carlin

 

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

 

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else? - James Thurber

 

Without losers, where would the winners be? - Casey Stengel

 

You always find something in the last place you look.

 

You can observe a lot just by watching. – Yogi Berra

 

You don't really miss something until you can't find it again.

 

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