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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning
and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on. - Karen Elizabeth Gordon
How can overlook and oversee be opposites while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can there be self-help groups?
How can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?
How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?
How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question. - Yogi Berra
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?
If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in a line take so long?
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him. - Yogi Berra
It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much. - Yogi Berra
Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities. - Aristotle
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyway?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" if our head is always over our heels?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi?"
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer
and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
Why is it called after dark, when it is really after light?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
You better cut the pizza into 4 pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat 6. - Yogi Berra
You give 100% in the first half of the game,
and if that isn't enough in the second half, you give what's left. - Yogi Berra
Be Yourself Dollars and Sense Don't Give Up Duh! Education/Experience/Etc.
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Ouch! Silence is Golden Smile! Take Courage