The Losing Game

The Losing Game

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Adult: a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain every day, expressed in M&M's: 250.

- Harper's Index

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I saw few die of hunger; of eating, a hundred thousand. - Benjamin Franklin

I tried a dessert called Death by Chocolate ... but it only made me stronger.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four ...

unless there are three other people.

- Orson Welles

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already.

- Dave Barry

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

- Mark Twain

Seconds count ... especially when dieting.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like,

and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it,

it's too far to walk back. - Franklin P. Jones

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless

help us to be much more than what we are. - Adelle Davis

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside

on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets.

I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? - Erma Bombeck